Piss & Shit in your mouth
Snow cone beef treats made at my house
Mouth pie cream vanilla wafers wait for my tongue
Ice cream fribble on my nipple
Soda flavored onion pickles
I like to hold change in my belly button
Holy guacamolia
Batman flavored necrophilia
Red catholic schoolgirls are delicious!
Hold the mustard PLEASE!
Pig! pig! cop! cop!
Bacon! bacon! chop! chop!
Pepperoni! pepperoni!
Slap your face with my bologna!
Pumpernickel! pumpernickel!
Scrotum licking gives me the tickles!
Ham on Rye! ham on rye
Don’t hold the mustard
Tis the season for some jism in your pie








Cleverly penned, Keith. Do you have a food fetish? lol. Don’t answer I don’t wanna know that bad. Incredible write my friend. Appreciate you.
Damian
I love food and I love sex. Put them together and you may have something there my friend. But this was taken from the outer reaches of my mind. Thanks!
Good that I have already eaten breakfast. Your creativity doesn’t know any bounds, and this is great. Well done, my friend!
Hello Elke. I thank you for the comments, always!!
This one’s wild, unhinged, and gleefully grotesque—like a carnival mirror reflecting chaos.
It’s shocking, sure, but it wears its own madness proudly; your voice doesn’t flinch, and neither should the reader.
Thanks Thomas. Let’s eat!