Oh, just shove your dick up my ass, Daniel. You’ll find it nice and tight.
You do realize that you’re making me wet…

You are really really good, Reggie. I love the fact that you’re driven towards formal poetry. That’s a challenge to write which few of us venture to take. You make it seem natural and second nature with your wit and humor. I appreciate the pirate vernacular as well. Fun read! Fab subject matter.

Those naughty pirates!

Thank you so much! Indeed I love the challenge of old school meter and rhyme.

😂😂 If i could get a vintage, perfectly preserved Chevy Luv, that would be my ride. But alas…I walk instead

Rust is a soul killer…

Cleverly penned, Reggie. An incredible write my friend. Appreciate you.

Damian

My ride is the most unreliable vehicle on Consumer’s Digest multiple years running – A Jeep.
I’ll get another one.
I like your poem, though. I never thought about how much a guy’s car is a reflection of his penis. Thanks for that.