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Buyer’s Remorse

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I am republishing my older work from 2018. Years ago, I saw a funny bumper sticker that read HUNG LIKE EINSTEIN SMART AS A HORSE and that gag has stuck with me, so I worked it into this limerick.

Buyer’s Remorse

The new bride suffered buyer’s remorse
For mishearing her ma’s wise discourse
    “I thought I chose fine,
    ‘Cause he’s hung like Einstein,
And he’s surely as smart as a horse!”

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