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50 Shades of Hat

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Don’t put your tootsies in, or swim in my jacuzzi and get your own Manischewitz,
keeping the Citronella bug lights burning as I promote my tango, sideswiping Poe
and the Keebler Elves…they don’t know shit about decay and Annette Funicello,
my muse in a bottle of indelible ink, keeping the bug lights burning, with my fifty
shades of hat, and things like that, listening to the bird ricochet off my pillow
tarnishing my ego as I spew my Casanova of debauchery along with my soul,
keeping the bug lights burning…and get the paparazzi off my back, putting a
slipknot on my johnny coat, and pass me the Calamine Lotion…sucking air in
now from a small hole where I was lobotomized. 

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