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She’ll tell you that he left her
I say he just left
She’ll tell you that he belonged to her
I say that’s pretty ridiculous
She says he’ll be completely lost without her
Well I don’t know about that
I’m talking about her Miniature Schnauzer
I don’t know what the fuck you were thinking of….

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    1. “I don’t know what the fuck you were thinking of…” is the ideal ending: direct, insolent, aware of the trick it just pulled. It’s humor that doesn’t apologize, that doesn’t soften the impact. It simply delivers the punchline and lets readers laugh at their own assumption. It’s a short text, but with impeccable comedic engineering. Thanks Keith!

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