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    Butterball Hotline

    Caller: “Hello?” 119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey! What’s your emergency?” Caller: “Why would you think there’s an emergency?” Operator: “It’s Christmas Eve, sir. Why else would you be calling a turkey company?” Caller: “Well, you’re so...

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    • You’re one hell of a writer, DK. Brilliantly penned, the dialogue was incredible, enjoyed your witty sense of humor. And of course the temperature rising seductive elements are incredible my friend. Fantastic spill. Appreciate you.

      Damian

      • LOL! Thank you, Damian! You feel like a cook to me. I bet you’ve got some amazing culinary experiences.

    • Holy Shit! This was a loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnng piece. WOW! My 20 minutes are gone but I don’t care. This story was entertaining as FUCK! One hell of a job constructing this write DK. The pictures fit perfectly and are delicious! Especially the last one. I’m wondering if that’s Kristi Noem (former South Dakota Governor) in the first picture. Yum!

      • It took you 20 minutes to read this? What exactly were you doing, Keith? Yes, I want details. Stop blushing and spill it. Okay, I used to be governor of South Dakota, but I had to get out of there. My nipples nearly froze off. So, I moved to Mississippi. It’s hot as a turkey in the oven down here.

    • Tremendous. Creative beyond words. Excellent.

      • Thank you so much, Thomas. You and I need to exchange some recipes. I’ll let you lick the spoon.
        xoxo

    • This is a riot of erotic and humorous story telling. You have the gift with the dialogue that got my mercury rising indeed. Truly a fabulously naughty romp from kitchen to delivery room. Wildly wonderful. From cranberry to bottom this took me there and then some.

      John

    • Thank you, HJ! Thanks for coming to dinner!

      xoxo

    • Kept me reading from pure curiosity. The rump didn’t disappoint though haha. Great ink.

    • Yeah, all this to invite you to Thanksgiving!

    • Only if I can lick your cranberry…
      xoxo

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