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      “SESSIONS ARE HELD WEDNESDAYS”
      Our next weekly session will be on
      Wednesday, December 31th, 2025.
      Taking a break for the holidays.
      “MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE & ALL!”
      and “A HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE!”

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      SESSION EIGHT
      🍀 THE IRISH LIMERICK 🍀
      Wednesday, December 17th, 2025

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      “THE LITERARILY NONSENSICAL LIMERICK”
      Most limericks are comedic, some are downright crude, and nearly all are trivial in nature.
To me, what makes the Limerick so universally appealing is the combination of…Read More

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    • "Trump's Bloody Stump" (Higgledy-Piggledy)

      "Trump's Bloody Stump"Higgledy piggledy …our orange man, Donald Trump,sticks his foot in his mouthwith weird posings.Chews off his ankle whileincomprehensiblyspouting out foolishlymad disclosings.Rascal©2018

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      • Cleverly penned, Rascal. Excellent write my friend. He’s a walking punchline. lol. Appreciate you.

        Damian

        • Thank you, Damian, most gratefully for the encouraging kudos,

          I hope your holidays have been filled with joy and laughter.
          Yes, Trump is quite the iniquitous bump.

          You’re appreciated, too, M’Friend! ⁓ Richard🖌

      • Hoi @Rascal
        Light verse has a very very special place in the hearts of the Dutch.
        There was a time, Some 40 years ago, that I met THE promotor of Dutch higgeldy piggeldies/olleke bollekes every first Tuesday of the month.

        So i must have written hundreds of them. Most of them as part of lyrics for songs, almost all of them in Dutch.
        And a few in English. One I remember where ‘sustainabiliy’ was the key word. But looking for this one is impossible.

        The very long and very impressive artistic life of Carole king, began with ‘O Neil’. An answersong to O Carol by Neil Sedaka.
        With that in mind I decided to write an olleke bolleke to you. An answer song or thereabouts.

        I
        Donald Trump wat is dat
        Nog niet genoeg gehad
        Tijd voor wat vrije tijd
        Dat komt goed uit

        II
        Wordt geen misdaad geschuwd
        Naar de afgrond geduwd
        Wanneer is het genoeg
        B’donder de kluit

        What I like about it, is that it’s full of letters/pronounciations the English language doesn’t have.
        I love your poem to pieces. Thank you for posting!
        Kind regards, Gus

        • Greetings, Gus 🌿

          I’ve written a few Higgledy Piggledy pieces, finding them enormously entertaining to compose, if a bit fairly challenging … which I always enjoy, too!

          I
          Donald Trump, what is that?
          Haven’t had enough yet?
          Time for some free time
          That works out well

          II
          No crime is spared
          Pushed to the brink of the abyss
          When is enough enough?
          Damn the whole lot

          Yeah! When pronounced, comparing my English version with your Dutch version, I see what you mean by the fuller experience, and I completely agree.

          “Trump’s Bloody Stump” (in Dutch)

          Rommelig en chaotisch…
          onze oranje man, Donald Trump,
          trapt in zijn eigen valkuil
          met bizarre poses.

          Hij bijt zich vast in zijn eigen enkel
          terwijl hij onbegrijpelijk
          en dwaas
          gekke uitspraken doet.

          Ha-HAH! Poetry is such an endless smorgasbord of creative delight!
          Thanks, Gus, for sharing some of it with me! ⁓ Rascal🖌

      • Love the comically playfulness of the write.

        • Many thanks, Dear Fia, for dropping by for a read 🤓

          I’m so glad I’ve tickled your funny bone, and am truly grateful that you love anything about my poetry!

          “Happy Holidays, Dear Poetess!” ⁓ Rascal🍷

      • Delightful piece in every way.Quite the opposite of the orange buffoon.
        His ascent to POTUS surely must put to bed the notion of an all caring,all loving,all knowing God.
        🙏

        • Salutations, Peter ✨

          The most basic sensibilities would struggle to disagree with your well founded sentiments of our orange tinted Potus, Syr Poet … he’s emphatically that depraved!

          Thanks bushels for reading and your much appreciated compliment! ⁓ Rascal🖌

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      SESSION SEVEN
      “POETRY, A FEW IMPORTANT BASICS”
      Wednesday, December 10th, 2025

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      “WHAT EVERY POETESS OR POET SHOULD KNOW”
      by RW Jenkins, MFA ©2004

      If one’s goal or wish is to ever master the true art of poetry (as in any art form), whether it’s in oils, watercolor, or acrylic…Read More

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