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    Butterball Hotline

    Caller: “Hello?” 119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey! What’s your emergency?” Caller: “Why would you think there’s an emergency?” Operator: “It’s Christmas Eve, sir. Why else would you be calling a turkey company?” Caller: “Well, you’re so...

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    • You’re one hell of a writer, DK. Brilliantly penned, the dialogue was incredible, enjoyed your witty sense of humor. And of course the temperature rising seductive elements are incredible my friend. Fantastic spill. Appreciate you.

      Damian

      • LOL! Thank you, Damian! You feel like a cook to me. I bet you’ve got some amazing culinary experiences.

    • Holy Shit! This was a loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnng piece. WOW! My 20 minutes are gone but I don’t care. This story was entertaining as FUCK! One hell of a job constructing this write DK. The pictures fit perfectly and are delicious! Especially the last one. I’m wondering if that’s Kristi Noem (former South Dakota Governor) in the first picture. Yum!

      • It took you 20 minutes to read this? What exactly were you doing, Keith? Yes, I want details. Stop blushing and spill it. Okay, I used to be governor of South Dakota, but I had to get out of there. My nipples nearly froze off. So, I moved to Mississippi. It’s hot as a turkey in the oven down here.

    • Tremendous. Creative beyond words. Excellent.

      • Thank you so much, Thomas. You and I need to exchange some recipes. I’ll let you lick the spoon.
        xoxo

    • This is a riot of erotic and humorous story telling. You have the gift with the dialogue that got my mercury rising indeed. Truly a fabulously naughty romp from kitchen to delivery room. Wildly wonderful. From cranberry to bottom this took me there and then some.

      John

    • Thank you, HJ! Thanks for coming to dinner!

      xoxo

    • Kept me reading from pure curiosity. The rump didn’t disappoint though haha. Great ink.

    • Yeah, all this to invite you to Thanksgiving!

    • Only if I can lick your cranberry…
      xoxo

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    One Night Stand

    AWAKEAbandoned hesitationEarly morning copulationI dig my nails into the sheets The mattress squeaksYou stretch my coreas undulations reach their peakand leave me begging you for moreMy bra and panties on the floorplay hide and seekbeyond the dooras if they've seen...

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    • It’s haunting and intoxicating.

    • This poem has both great depth of emotion about the man whose wife gazes on in the form of a picture and the sizzling sensual story. Truly a masterwork of erotic poetry. You have a fantastic ability to convey the feelings and scene letting me see it as though I were sitting in a corner watching.

      John

      • Wow, John… that is such an awesome comment! I’m so glad you stopped by to look at this piece and tell me what you think… and make my head swell. Thanks so much! I hope you keep liking my stuff and sitting in my corner watching. I’m all about erotica.

    • Intense write, DK. A lot of depth underneath this steamy write my friend. Nicely done. Appreciate you.

      Damian

      • I’m so glad you caught that, Damian. This was meant to be like a chocolate Sunday… both hot and cold.

    • If you want intense love making, have an affair. At this point, everyone should have them. Keeps things exciting, fresh and exhilarating for both people. I’m sure your spouse is doing the same. Let’s keep it under wraps. Great work DK. xo

      • You got that right, Keith. The hottest sex I ever had was with a baseball player who nailed me in my rental during college. My boyfriend walked in on us and just watched the whole thing. SHIT! So, I experienced getting caught and getting fucked at the same time.

    • This brings back some memories.
      Especially the stained sheets and after sex mood swings.
      Diggin this vibe for sure

      Naaj

      • Naaj, you totally get me. I apologize for women everywhere when it comes to mood swings and sex, but it just happens. Probably a good reason to get drunk off your ass before you fuck. By the look of you, I’d say you could make me woozy without a drop of alcohol.

    • Meg, this is short but so potent. So straight to the steamy action. And yes alot of depth. You’d make me climax just as quick as this read I must say, I wouldn’t stand a chance holding out! Hehe! 😉

      • Let’s hope not. I don’t want you launching that quickly!
        I’m glad you like the poem, though!

        xoxo

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    Grown Man Lovin'

    You know, back in the day I love me some young men I was willowy, I was spring, Damn I was May   I was down to trying every position conceivable Hormones were rampant The body and spirit were ready, willing, and able   As work starts...

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    • Love the sheer erotic narrative here that draws me in and makes me want to stay until the very end. Truly a hot poem that inspired bedroom thoughts and feelings. I could feel this deep down where the sun doesn’t shine.

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    • Passionately penned, Fia. You always make the temperature hotter with your writes my friend. Appreciate you.

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    • ” They start with that whisper that hits behind the ear

      A practiced tone

      That causes goose bumps and raises those baby hairs ”

      Yeahhh…this paints a pic of some nice memories.

      Nicely written

      Naaj

    • I’ve always been accused of being a grown man… now you know why… this was a great story.. perfectly done…love it.

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