My one regret is the bloodline I derived fromI’m not a pedigree or a monkey’s uncleMy father is a penniless swamiMy mother is a peace creepWe live up the river,near a civil war battle groundWhen there is a downwind,the...

I'll be dialing you up when I'm in needwant the most bang for my bucktell me of those plans that you got because whatever you're selling you know I'm buying I need the hook up even if you're caught...

Donald Trump never was president just a failed reality TV star there was no insurrection because we're all grown ups Bernie Sanders was elected and everyone accepted the results we now have universal healthcare   and big business pays...

Gotta try something different this time I’ve lost the rhythm can’t find the beat Advice is free but it’s a dime per rhyme To seize victory from the jaws of defeat This isn’t a joke don’t have a punchline...