Donald Trump never was president
just a failed reality TV star
there was no insurrection
because we’re all grown ups
Bernie Sanders was elected
and everyone accepted the results
we now have universal healthcare
and big business pays their fair share
all the liars and cheats
have been shamed out of Washington
and best of all
we’re all flying in cars!
no one wears mask
because we believe in science
so Covid was easily combated
grandma and grandpa are still alive
Sarah Palin started doing porn
where she actually was useful for once
we have learned to love our neighbors
there are no riots
no fires or cancel culture
mercy is still a thing
the church has admitted their faults
said they’ll never lie to us again
and best of all
we’re all flying in cars!
the world is still a mess
but we have set the example
because the lines aren’t so vast
red or blue is just a flip of a coin
nothing feels personal anymore
Twitter and Facebook went bankrupt
we now use apps for our mental stability
any comments are a simple agree or disagree
oh, and did I mention?
we’re all flying in cars!








Politics just makes me sad.
But I think I might like a flying car as long as someone else driving cuz I’m a menace behind the wheel (no driving for me since 2018😀).
Well no flying cars for you because the human race is a cesspool haha. Much appreciate the read, friend.
Damn