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    Butterball Hotline

    Caller: “Hello?” 119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey! What’s your emergency?” Caller: “Why would you think there’s an emergency?” Operator: “It’s Christmas Eve, sir. Why else would you be calling a turkey company?” Caller: “Well, you’re so...

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    • You’re one hell of a writer, DK. Brilliantly penned, the dialogue was incredible, enjoyed your witty sense of humor. And of course the temperature rising seductive elements are incredible my friend. Fantastic spill. Appreciate you.

      Damian

      • LOL! Thank you, Damian! You feel like a cook to me. I bet you’ve got some amazing culinary experiences.

    • Holy Shit! This was a loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnng piece. WOW! My 20 minutes are gone but I don’t care. This story was entertaining as FUCK! One hell of a job constructing this write DK. The pictures fit perfectly and are delicious! Especially the last one. I’m wondering if that’s Kristi Noem (former South Dakota Governor) in the first picture. Yum!

      • It took you 20 minutes to read this? What exactly were you doing, Keith? Yes, I want details. Stop blushing and spill it. Okay, I used to be governor of South Dakota, but I had to get out of there. My nipples nearly froze off. So, I moved to Mississippi. It’s hot as a turkey in the oven down here.

    • Tremendous. Creative beyond words. Excellent.

      • Thank you so much, Thomas. You and I need to exchange some recipes. I’ll let you lick the spoon.
        xoxo

    • This is a riot of erotic and humorous story telling. You have the gift with the dialogue that got my mercury rising indeed. Truly a fabulously naughty romp from kitchen to delivery room. Wildly wonderful. From cranberry to bottom this took me there and then some.

      John

    • Thank you, HJ! Thanks for coming to dinner!

      xoxo

    • Kept me reading from pure curiosity. The rump didn’t disappoint though haha. Great ink.

    • Yeah, all this to invite you to Thanksgiving!

    • Only if I can lick your cranberry…
      xoxo

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    One Night Stand

    AWAKEAbandoned hesitationEarly morning copulationI dig my nails into the sheets The mattress squeaksYou stretch my coreas undulations reach their peakand leave me begging you for moreMy bra and panties on the floorplay hide and seekbeyond the dooras if they've seen...

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    • It’s haunting and intoxicating.

    • This poem has both great depth of emotion about the man whose wife gazes on in the form of a picture and the sizzling sensual story. Truly a masterwork of erotic poetry. You have a fantastic ability to convey the feelings and scene letting me see it as though I were sitting in a corner watching.

      John

      • Wow, John… that is such an awesome comment! I’m so glad you stopped by to look at this piece and tell me what you think… and make my head swell. Thanks so much! I hope you keep liking my stuff and sitting in my corner watching. I’m all about erotica.

    • Intense write, DK. A lot of depth underneath this steamy write my friend. Nicely done. Appreciate you.

      Damian

      • I’m so glad you caught that, Damian. This was meant to be like a chocolate Sunday… both hot and cold.

    • If you want intense love making, have an affair. At this point, everyone should have them. Keeps things exciting, fresh and exhilarating for both people. I’m sure your spouse is doing the same. Let’s keep it under wraps. Great work DK. xo

      • You got that right, Keith. The hottest sex I ever had was with a baseball player who nailed me in my rental during college. My boyfriend walked in on us and just watched the whole thing. SHIT! So, I experienced getting caught and getting fucked at the same time.

    • This brings back some memories.
      Especially the stained sheets and after sex mood swings.
      Diggin this vibe for sure

      Naaj

      • Naaj, you totally get me. I apologize for women everywhere when it comes to mood swings and sex, but it just happens. Probably a good reason to get drunk off your ass before you fuck. By the look of you, I’d say you could make me woozy without a drop of alcohol.

    • Meg, this is short but so potent. So straight to the steamy action. And yes alot of depth. You’d make me climax just as quick as this read I must say, I wouldn’t stand a chance holding out! Hehe! 😉

      • Let’s hope not. I don’t want you launching that quickly!
        I’m glad you like the poem, though!

        xoxo

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    Latchkey Kid—and Proud of It

    ⸻We didn’t need a manual.We had parents who were there—not hovering, not micromanaging,just there.And that was enough.So we learned to handle life.Alone. Early.And just fine.We were told what to doand when to do it.No debates, no feelings circles.No “gentle...

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    • What a ride. This is fantastic. I was one of those latchkey kids as well. We did it and made it work. Ingenuity & creativity. It made us for what we are today. We weren’t kids sitting in the corner crying about spilled milk or some lame ass shit they cry over today. Nice work here.

      • Hi there Vision, I don’t know, I’ve been on this whole spinnaker of how life used to be. I think it’s the fact that the past 30 + years, life in America has just been decimated and eliminated; everything America was, is truly gone. And I’m feeling the burn. It’s not like generations before, where things would change and that was the way life goes, but it hasn’t just changed, It’s just gone.
        Thank you for visiting. I always appreciate your presence on my page❤️
        Jackie

    • I don’t agree with everything but that’s okay. Your work makes you think. It’s a topic that is right at the front of the world but everyone is ignoring it. I like how you just tackled the issue in the room.

      You might enjoy Ray Bradbury’s short Story “The Veld” it echoes what you are highlighting here.

      Keep up the intensity my friend
      I really enjoyed this

      James

      • Nice to see you James. I appreciate you coming by to read me. It’s just a crazy world we live in. That’s all. And I will check out Ray Bradbury Veld.
        Thank you my friend
        Jackie

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