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      How to Get Elected

      How to Get ElectedBy FlatDaddyIt takes big bucks   cause the luck's with the clucks      with the cashhhh,         the stashhhh            of tucks in the pocket.That's the socket, the clock to...

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      • Very entertaining! I don’t trust politicians no matter who they are.

        • Ah, thank you! Did you play the audio? I need to redo it, but it’s not too bad.

          • I listened to the audio and it sounded great to me. Lots of rhythm.

            • Oh, good. I still need to fix it though (it’s missing a word I had to add after Trump took the throne, er, office.)

              • haha, well then get that word in flat daddy. One word might not make a difference unless it’s a real good one. 🙂

                • Oh, yes! The word is “nay” — it wasn’t in there before. I won’t tell you where (oh, boy, a treasure hunt!), but once you find it, you’ll understand why I had to add it. So now I must add it to the audio — which, of course, requires doing it again.

      • I wish you luck in your endeavor. 🙂

      • Super cool and fun poetic satire on the cash that floats our politicians. Buying elections with the telegenic looks and velvet tongue has been going on for a long time. Great poem.

        John

        • Ah, yes, and I find it strange for that very reason that I did not go into politics myself; it’s too bad my mirror does not agree. Damn lying glassy two-dimensional things that populate every bathroom I’ve ever been in. Who put those damn things there? Certainly not me! Thanks for the nice comments, John.

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      Big Brothers

      © 2015Big BrothersBy FlatDaddyWe rarely saw each other growing up --Different fathers, you see,  though my mother had divorced them both.Not having much,  mom couldn't raise us all.I stayed with her.They stayed at our grandparents.  Mama Mae, Papa Jim  She, a big, smiley...

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      • Here we see your tender side. Your family being scattered and fragmented is something I can relate to. Fine work, my friend.

        • Thanks, Sam. I was wondering when I would run into you. I’m not surprised it’s here. Take it while you can get it, though. I’m afraid there’s not a lot of tenderness I can share. I have some mayhem, but I try to keep that under wraps. I’ll let it out to play sometimes, though.

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      Girl (with marmalade bees)

                                              © 1990                     Girl (with marmalade bees)By FlatDaddyShe delivers the shivers, ...

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      • Well, that was different! Although the AI voice does a decent job, it doesn’t measure up to the real Flatdaddy extraordinaire. I swear you belong in 1950’s and early 60’s Greenwich village.

        • Well, if I had done that, I’d be dead now, Sam, Thanks a lot, old buddy! 🙂
          But damn it, it sure would have been worth it! Can you imagine how it would have felt performing with those guys? I became friends with Vince Balestri, who toured a one man show as Kerouac across the US for many years. He did the show here at Chicago House (now defunct) in the Austin 6th street entertainment district. I handled his PR, created posters and stuff for the show, etc. It was continuously sold out and was held over twice. He then played Kerouac in a movie called, I think, “Beat Angel,” to excellent reviews. Copies are hard to find — and I don’t have one. But he was a terrific guy and really lived the part.

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