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Old-timey Villain

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I wrote this back in 2020. I always get a kick out of it even though it was a horrific time.

if covid was a person
i’d scream right in their face  
call them a punk bitch  
knock them to the floor  
spit on them like they’re a dirty whore  
drag them to the nearest train tracks  
laughing like an old-timey villain  
waiting for the conductor  
to come rushing in  
  
guess what I’m trying to say is…  
fuck covid!!!  
   
if covid was a person  
I would act like I was their friend  
then I would stick my leg out in class  
watch as they fall  
pick them back up  
say “sorry dog”  
then do it again and again  
until they get the hint  
I just don’t like their fucking ass!  
   
guess what I’m trying to say is…  
fuck covid!!!  
   
if covid was a person  
I would hit them with my car  
go postal while they’re at the mall  
bash them with a bat  
tell them that they look fat  
piss in their cereal  
say their opinion is trivial  
because damn!  
there’s just nothing good about them  
   
guess what I’m trying to say is…  
fuck covid!!!

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