if covid was a person
i’d scream right in their face
call them a punk bitch
knock them to the floor
spit on them like they’re a dirty whore
drag them to the nearest train tracks
laughing like an old-timey villain
waiting for the conductor
to come rushing in
guess what I’m trying to say is…
fuck covid!!!
if covid was a person
I would act like I was their friend
then I would stick my leg out in class
watch as they fall
pick them back up
say “sorry dog”
then do it again and again
until they get the hint
I just don’t like their fucking ass!
guess what I’m trying to say is…
fuck covid!!!
if covid was a person
I would hit them with my car
go postal while they’re at the mall
bash them with a bat
tell them that they look fat
piss in their cereal
say their opinion is trivial
because damn!
there’s just nothing good about them
guess what I’m trying to say is…
fuck covid!!!
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Summary:
I wrote this back in 2020. I always get a kick out of it even though it was a horrific time.

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Fuck Covid, you punk bitch!
I love this, my friend.
It was a very weird time. I was working retail at the time too. Felt like an apocalypse. I thought it was so laughable when they were calling workers like me heros. Yeah, you might die but thanks for the Oreos haha.