I failed her test.
We were two equations
from the start
we just didn’t add up.
If my brain is traveling
at 80 miles per hour
and hers at 50,
how long will it take
to determine
our possible chemistry?
She studied me,
but couldn’t find
the answer.
Now I’m back,
trying to find
my mistakes;
trying to determine
why I’m so fractured
at dating.
The ratio of
embarrassment to
pride is determined by
the exponents of
experience.
But how do I simplify
the square root
of confidence?
That’s something
I didn’t study.








I love the math component in this. Some things don’t always add up but we must figure out the equation:))
Force of attraction formula in physics.
F = G * (m1 * m2) / r².
Force of attraction formula in humans
L= G * (m1 * m2) / r².
Where L is Love
G is Gentleman
M1 is number of times he messed up
M2 is number of times she messed up
R is number of failed make up attempts.
Cleverly penned, Tim. Amazing wordplay, love the whole equation vibe. Nicely done. Appreciate you.
Damian
Tim I absolutely loved this. This is a brilliant use of the math metaphor for relationships with women. Truly an enjoyable and amazing read for me tonight.
John
Damn. This is next level. Mixing poetry AND math. Brilliant!!!
Much respect
Naaj