Inquisitor I dreamt I had a visitorShe eyed me with discretionA beautiful inquisitorShe stumped me with a question She asked, “What do you care about?” And looked me in the eyeConfused, and stricken dumb with doubtI answered with a sigh “You Lazy Ass! Get off your Duff!” Her anger turned me on“Happy Life? I call […]

Retired! Grass to mow! It’s too hot!I don’t know what I thoughtWhen I promised to finish the lawn!Out of gas! Gotta’ goDrag my ass, take some doughFill this can, so that I can keep on… I am done! Summer’s heatFrom the sun has me beatPutrid stench from some dead little ratIn the bed, by the […]

As I Trod to Town ’Twas a frosty morn’ as I trod to town       The path, familiar to my furrowed brow Against a cold wind, my heated frown, Annoyed by chill and bearing down,       I stayed my course anyhow!   My reason to venture into the wind—       I have […]

Porto Bello quatern When Porto Bello city fell July ‘O 1668 We pirates took the citadels And sealed the Spanish city’s fate Her women raped, her menfolk slain When Porto Bello city fell Our cunning Captain Morgan reigned Until the ransom paid as well The mayor’s daughters’ fate befell Despoiled and stripped ‘o all their […]

Pirate 6 – Hurricane quatern   Upon ya’ like a hurricane Commissioned by me Letters Marque A Privateer, I’m on campaign To claim yer’ booty, and yer barque! My Jamaica sloop be fast Upon ya’ like a hurricane I’ll warn ya’ with one cannon blast a’fore I fire demastin’ chain! Yer passengers and crew be […]