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    A Squirrel

    A SquirrelI have a cute visiting squirrelHe came back today, climbingin my window and getting eyeballedby my imaginary cat Spot.I think he sees Spot because theyseem to play. But, don't rely on thecrazy lady. I know the squirrel is...

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    I Kissed A Girl

    I Kissed A Girl (many times)...I kissed a girl and I liked it!Stop right there! Hey, Katy Perry...there was no cherry chapstick!This is about me - not you!We met in the ladies room...you may have heard a story.I wear...

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    • You’re amazing with your dialogue. Always enjoy your writing.

    • I accidentally posted this same submission under A Squirrel. It was pointed out to me and after figuring out how to edit – the right one is up now.
      I get loopy sometimes. I keep copies and cut and paste. It went bonkers, but it is corrected.

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    My Safety

    My SafetyMy safe world is a beautiful place... ...where the air smells of cotton candy......and all my favorite songs play......while I happily dance and spin!No one shouts and no one cries in my world.There is no fear of being touched...

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    To Be A Dude

    To be a dude for 3 days...I'm not not going to identify...I'm going to stiplify that...something I can never haveis a long wiggly magic male wand!A dick. A cock. A pussyslammer.Call it your Willy Wonka. I don't care.I don't...

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    • Penis envy in poetry….. how wonderful.
      Funny as well.
      😘

    • Hoi hoi
      The Netherlands is a kingdom. If you don’t ask why, I don’t have to answer.
      Not everyone is as enthusiastic about it.
      Let’s leave it at that.

      Both his parents were cruel. As they named him Willem-Alexander. Dyou think he has a chance of peeing his name in the snow!?!
      So, to soothing a bit (suggestion from the spelling police…..) it’s not only the women who have to suffer.

      Bringing my talent is OK, but bringing my empathy is better. That is what I am trying to do here.
      Lovely write!
      Kind regards, Gus

    • It’s not always great. Imagine being with a girl you’ve been wanting to f**k for a while. You finally get the chance, you purposely take things slow, you make foreplay last as long as you can stand, then just as you’re ready for insertion into that heavenly paradise, you go limp from nerves.

      NO!!!!!! NOT NOW!!!!!

      Oh yeah, it’s happened. Even porn stars have suffered from the embarrassment of it. 🙂

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