I Kissed A Girl

I Kissed A Girl (many times)…

I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Stop right there! Hey, Katy Perry…
there was no cherry chapstick!
This is about me – not you!

We met in the ladies room…
you may have heard a story.
I wear a red bandana and get lucky
more often than not!

There is always a crying girl!
Some jerk ALWAYS hurts their feelings.
OK, I prey on them, too, but…
not to deliberately hurt them.

I just get my jollies in and it ends.
They are straight but susceptible!
They eventually end it and
worry they hurt MY feelings!

My feelings? I don’t even know!
If it feels good and gets me off…
I play the game until it doesn’t!
Sometimes, I get parting gifts.

A bracelet is nice. Gold earrings.
A weekend spa trip. A bill paid.
One older lady bought a months
worth groceries and ate me out!

I NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING!
It’s a guilt gift. Funny one was a
college girl buying me several
more sexy red bandanas!!!

I love a hard dick! I love sweet tender
lips. A soft young tongue. Muscles.
Boobs. I’m an equal opportunity slut.
Yes, I feel slutty at times – it is what it is!

The red bandana makes me look butch.
I’m not, but I love pretend. I give a great
happy ending massage to any gender.
Confused about your parts? No worry!

Who made you cry? I’ll punch him!
I won’t really and no one has asked.
It just gives me an opening to…
her opening. I hug. I dry tears.

We escape the restroom to…
make him worry! She drives
usually to a hotel to worry him more.
She’ll go back…when we’re done.

Hugs, tender kisses and a shoulder rub.
My you are tense. You are still crying.
I shouldn’t leave you alone. How does
that feel? Most of the time we…

Make out in the shower and end up
in towels on the bed. Mine slips.
But we are already cozy. We giggle.
There is alcohol. Zero inhibitions!

Her towel also drops…usually quickly.
She knows where this is heading!
I compliment a tattoo or her pubic hair.
Or her nice legs or her softness.

She will smile. I’ll pour a drink and we
will be exploring each other on the bed!
We already groped in the shower!
A massage gets me hands on and in!

It’s pretty easy. They get so into it!
Til the next day when they miss him.
Maybe he’s not such a jerk and his
texts show he’s worried…or mad!

In case he’s mad…take my number.
Call me. Maybe if you are upset, lonely
or just horny for girl touch? I nearly
always have a second meetup!

Sometimes it’s more sex. Sometimes
it’s a “sorry we shouldn’t have”. For
whatever reason, they often
ease the breakup with a gift.

It starts the same…”thank you” for…
comforting me. No mention of…
eight spectacular orgasms! Thanks
and a gift to remember her. “OK?”

This is the last meet most of the time.
Not always. Mostly. I have to really
pretend to pretend to pretend I’m ok.
Of course, I’m ok…I’ve scripted this!

I’m not heartless. I let them pseudo
break MY heart. I don’t break theirs.
It’s all good ’cause I make it good!!!
The ultimate Paula experience!!!