"Ascending sexual compulsion" ...What does that even mean, baby?  Jesus, what is it with you novelists?Are you walking around with a hard-on twenty-four seven? Are you grinding in the sheets? Are you spurting in your jeans when you write...

Would you take my handTake a chanceTo fall inLoveWould you spend a  momentTo consider thatI may beYoursWould this be your only chanceTo have whatWas meantEternally

She’s a speed freakA lunatic whoreOften called a horny hagShe’ll fuck-face the deadNecroslutMultiple lobotomiesDoomsday inside her headSwimming in tormentSuicideReleasing her from anguish

I died last night.And after succumbing to the plight,I woke up to a heaven which I’ve never worshiped.Oh, stout and mighty were the pillars flanking the gate!Had I lived of purer faith; I would have seen that my soul...