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  • A Book Report using Cliff's Notes (a non-scholarly review)

    A Book Report using Cliff's Notes  ( a non-scholarly review)   The Whale filled several hundred pages the one-legged captain harpooned his dream and in the end went overboard with his quest   and then in jest Ishmael told the others to call him finding later on that to be the first...

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    • lol, My nightmare book report was Silas Marner. I remember those days of summer that were stolen from us.

    • Oh, thank God! For a moment I thought this would be some dry learned lecture, then the first verse got me chuckling. When Ishmael asked the others to call him, I just howled and my wife came back here and asked me what was wrong. I told her, “I’ll just have to read this to you.” So I did, and we both roared with laughter all the way through. Thank you so much for this one, Jake. We really needed that. You have any more like this? I can go put on the popcorn!

      • ha ha….I don’t even lecture to my classes. All satirical and glad that it could give you a few chuckles. Thanks for letting me know this.
        There is truth in this in the fact of me hating Moby Dick with a passion.
        j.

        • Just please give us more of these. You now have a niche market your fans are literally howling for. Doing anything else could be dangerous.

    • Cleverly penned, Jacob. Amazing write my friend. Appreciate you.

      Damian

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    Dead Muse

    Dead MuseBy FlatDaddyMy baby's all black and blue and broken,  lying on the bed beneath me  inside me,Done in by ice  and eight years of morphine  that never ends the pain --  but dulls the mind  slays the will ...

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    • I feel the muse here is the dead one for eight years now.
      Painful loss…she is no longer inside him. Either she forced him into the drugs or he forced her out because of them.
      I think your poetry screams about the underside of life…the side many may not want to see because it mirrors them.
      The unwanted sides.
      This is really good, FD.
      j.

      • Thank you so much, J. All true, of course; however, in poetry, all readers can see only what they can interpret from their particular viewpoints, their own life experiences, and thus, their “interpretation” is valid only as possible truth, their truth — but actual truth can be diametrically opposite: The muse is the hero: eight years gone, killed by pain, and now, with the HELP of the morphine, is finally the resurrector. Then, of course, the morphine itself must be, and was, vanquished, and the man is back. For now, at least. In a situation like this, nothing is permanent. Try it from that viewpoint.

      • I already replied, but I keep getting a notification that takes me back to here. So I don’t know if you got what I replied last night, above this.

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    Rat Revelation

          There it was!There it was, right there in theAustin American Statesman,page E11, Sunday, April 9th, 1989:incontrovertible scientific proof!At first I thought it wasn't important,just another filler,relegated to deep burial on page E11 --and then the revelation swept...

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    • Now that is interesting. That tiny brain was in control all that time. So we have the same tiny brain and respond just the same way as a man would. Was that article in the Times? Nice read

      • See the 1st verse: Austin-American Statesman, April 9th, 1989. A real study. And boy, did I get a lot of flack from the “gentle sex.” Just reporting what I read — in my own words, of course. Isn’t that what good reporters do?

    • I was intrigued the whole time reading this.
      Informative and entertaining!
      With a side of “it wasn’t my fault”. Hahaha
      Enjoyed the read.

    • I’m glad you enjoyed it. It is a fun one to perform, though it’s been a good while since I have done that.

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