Penis envy in poetry….. how wonderful.
Funny as well.
😘

Hoi hoi
The Netherlands is a kingdom. If you don’t ask why, I don’t have to answer.
Not everyone is as enthusiastic about it.
Let’s leave it at that.

Both his parents were cruel. As they named him Willem-Alexander. Dyou think he has a chance of peeing his name in the snow!?!
So, to soothing a bit (suggestion from the spelling police…..) it’s not only the women who have to suffer.

Bringing my talent is OK, but bringing my empathy is better. That is what I am trying to do here.
Lovely write!
Kind regards, Gus

It’s not always great. Imagine being with a girl you’ve been wanting to f**k for a while. You finally get the chance, you purposely take things slow, you make foreplay last as long as you can stand, then just as you’re ready for insertion into that heavenly paradise, you go limp from nerves.

NO!!!!!! NOT NOW!!!!!

Oh yeah, it’s happened. Even porn stars have suffered from the embarrassment of it. 🙂

Sexy and funny….well done🙏

Passionately penned, Daniel. Amazing write my friend. Appreciate you.

Damian

With passion… my friend.