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Read More“HE DID WHAT?!”“You heard me, Mr Smith,” she replied. “YOUR SON stabbed a student with a compass.”“What do you mean a compass?” I wasn’t sure if I heard her correctly. “You mean that pointy thingee with the sharp end...
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I can hear her hissing all the way from Mississippi
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Dk is would love to see you take that bite.
Nice poem Sam-
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I hope you’re not thinking of taking a bite yourself…
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I get the munchies.
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OMG… I’m having my ass smacked and you are having FUN ?!?!?… what a friend !!!!!
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Read MoreThere’s a Tiger named Tony with his frosted corn flakeswho sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaunjumps up on the table without a stitch on. “I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving...
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Witty, silly and naughty! Lol
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Definitely goofy! Thanks for reading, M.E!
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Wow, do they seriously have these cereal commercials in Morocco? I’m wondering if you even know who these characters are?
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No. Not that I know of “)
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I loved this. Very witty indeed and great flow.
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Thank you, Drieks, for reading and telling me your feelings. I’m so glad you liked it!
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Loved it. The reason I read good,creative poetry that makes me smile 😃
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My favorite is count chocula testing with the tips of his teeth again st your skin to check sweet you are hehehehe
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Making you smile is my reason for living, Daniel. That and your tongue.
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We’re going to start with a banana and move to the whipped cream.
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Read MoreI've been a bad, bad girl. Ever heard that song? 'Criminal' by Fiona Apple. It strikes a chord with me. No pun intended. My hubby moved me from North Carolina to Mississippi immediately after we married, and it was a...
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You’re a liberated woman. You got one life to live. Women should be more liberated than men in my opinion. Be naughty but safe. That’s my comment to this piece 😃
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What is this, a public service announcement?
“Women should be more liberated than men” – Daniel, if you’re going to kiss my ass, I need you to lick my crack. I mean, that’s what I really like as a liberated woman, and I promise you’ll love how it tastes. How long is your tongue, by the way?
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This from the woman who was going to swallow a guy’s soul a few poems ago? LOL
Seriously, thanks for the condolences. Wow, the shit that I deal with. I tell ya. Men are pigs, but I love me some bacon. Thank goodness I’m not Jewish, right? We have to stick together about this soul trafficking. You’re definitely my girl!
xoxo
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I love you back! Come over here and kiss my wounds…
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sexy, sexy, sexy. You need spanked. lol. Great work.
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pulling down my panties…
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OMG, Thomas! That’s the cheekiest comment you’ve ever given me! Take off your glasses so I won’t fog them up… oh, and roll up your sleeves. I like it hard.
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Lol. You are fantastic.
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Such a cute story, Sam. I should think you look completely at ease leaning over a desk with your pants around your ankles. Which reminds me how much I like your apples. You know, there’s this snake in the bush that keeps whispering I need to take a bite.