“One, bottle, two bottles, three bottles more
His wife gets cut off from the dick once more,
“Another feel of the dick is near, yet so far
As he stares asshole naked out the window at the family’s car,
“Her soul silently sheds a tear
With miserable regret of bringing home another twelve pack of beer,
“The plan was to get him pissy-ass drunk
So he could fill her hungry pussy with multiple nasty nuts,
“But he could not even release one nut
Once again leaving her with a desert dry cunt,
“Grabbing the rose she laid back and opened wide
Applying welcoming pressure while he disappeared outside,
“The closer he got to the car the more he started to drool
Thinking to himself ‘Bitch. Daddy has the right tool’,
“Reaching under the hood he easily popped the lock
The display spread out before him caused pre-cum to drip non-stop,
“So many spots for pleasure from the radiator to the exhaust manifold,
The thought alone made him get extra swole,
“But what started his ignition and begin the fun
Was the fuel filler, because like gas it could drink all his cum,
“The burning got him excited when the unleaded touched the tip
Causing his asshole to clench like he was trying to hold in a shit,
“After fifteen to twenty minutes of erotic agonizing strokin
His blistered dick ass moved to where the hood was wide open,
“Every inch of the engine block, to the hoses to the water pump
He was Mechanophilia determined to make the car his fiberglass slut,
“From the trunk, to the windshield wipers and every wheel
The connection to his raw dick made him little girl squeal,
“In front of the car, eyes closed-he squeezed the nipples on his chest
Thinking ‘who gives a fuck about some pussy. Car sex is the best’
“When the sexual sensations signaled he was about to nut
He screamed in animalistic pain as the hood accidently shut”.
It’s a hoot. Well done.
more like a car horn toot. Lol
Dude, we laughed this entire piece, had to share. You are indeed a wild man
Wrote about 80% of it last year and was checking through my files and finally finished it. I was laughing my ass off myself.
Now I know a man’s car is his secret lady but my goodness. lol Funny
Lol. Sometimes I cannot believe the crazy shit that flows from my brain.