“You can call me that fool who don’t belong at the family reunion
Not related to no one, but some female will receive that chewing,
“Telling a lie to every motherfucka who I was related to
Fuck them if they don’t verify if my story is true,
“From wrinkled pussy grandma to stretch marked auntie
I introduced myself while I reconed the reunion for pussy,
“Ate a plate of ribs, Memphis jooked and played a hand of Tunk
Until I spotted a sexy caramel-skinned babe digging in a car trunk,
“Taking my winnings I slid over and introduced myself
And asked if she needed any help,
“Instantly she knew I wasn’t family and saw straight through my lies
Especially, when she caught me looking at her thick thighs,
“I asked did she have a man. She said yeah. I have a headache
I told her I have the pill for that. She smiled saying when I can take,
“After a few more minutes of shit talking
Towards the backseat of her car we started walking,
“Unlocking the doors she squeezed my dick before crawling in
While watching her I released a silent fart into the wind,
“She had fishnets, red shirt and a black skirt with no draws
Just easy access for me to get up in her wonderful walls,
“She sucked on my dick like barbeque baked chicken
Stopping off and on to give my fart flavored balls a nice lickin,
“When I got Chinese brick hard she climbed on top
And for thirty minutes she twerked, creamed and dick rode nonstop,
“As my cum flooded her insides we both got caught by her man
But she kept cock riding to get it all, because she did not give a damn,
“Now I’m half naked fighting with this motherfucka throwing hands
When I saw the rest of his family coming-a motherfucka just ran,
“Made it to the car with her pussy juices still on my tip
Burned rubber out the parking lot in my rusty Ford pinto whip,
“It’s not my fault they welcomed a no good outsider
Who smoothed talked an unfaithful bitch into being a wet pussy pole rider”.
