Humpy Trumpy
By FlatDaddy
Oh, old Humpy Trumpy said there is no list
of those scary people like Epstein who kissed
and did awful things to young girls, it is known —
done so long ago that they now are all grown.
That list has the names of so many rich sorts
who haven’t been told to us thanks to the courts
that answer to Trumpy but we know the gist
is Trumpy is likely all over that list.
Now many want warrants for those who were named
by hundreds of children whose bodies were maimed
and tortured by Epstein and some of his friends
and now live in fear where their pain never ends.
Of course there’s Miss Maxwell, convicted of crimes
of bringing men girls for their horrid “good times”
and joining the fun with them raping young teens;
she’s jailed now in Texas in summer camp jeans.
Now President Trumpy is happy to know
his personal lawyer just managed the show
of moving Ghislaine to a soft prison farm.
And now Humpy Trumpy is safe from all harm.








There are no words to describe the utter stupidity and self centredness of those that voted for Mr Trump.They have put at risk their own democracy by electing Trump et al to govern.
Biden wasn’t perfect, no body is, but at least he had American interests at heart.
Your poem reminded me that there is still hope ….🙏
Thank you. We can only hope that enough of us wake up and take our country back. We need the Supremes to do the right thing, too — a tough job, but it shouldn’t be.
Great write
Thanks, Fred. Not what I would prefer to write — but what I must.