just the other day you were flirty
seems today that has changed
i don’t want to be mean to you
but my first action is reaction
so i been throwing some shade
god, you are so fucking sexy
i really need to touch your butt
maybe an accidental bump
but now my mind is racing
way over thinking
did you find out that i’m a sad drunk
how i talk too much at restaurants
and keep silent when i should speak up
perhaps you found out about my ex
how i lied to get sex
the other side of that story is
she also lied to get sex
still i jerk off to her nudes
but i never told a soul
so how would you know?
just the other day you were a bitch
now you come in smiling
talking about how hot it is
and if i like your dress
was it all in my mind?
already had it in my head
that i would tell you to suck a dick
but maybe now you will suck my dick
asking if you will see me after work
i have it all planned out
drilling that ass through the weekend
oh how i’m glad you never discovered
about the fight i had at the bar
or how i got thrown in jail
for soliciting a cop
there were rummers going around
how i only think about sex, drugs,
and shooting everyone up
two of which are true
least you didn’t find out about the porn i watch
the kind where a girl pukes on another girl
maybe you were just having a bad day
oh well, it’s cool
