- Midlife Crisis
- Graduation Day (hey look, i can be angsty too)
- Maria Brink & Chris Motionless retcon
what do you want?
200$, a gift card to starbucks
or a brand new laptop
yeah, it’s more than i ever got
yeah, it’s more than i ever asked for
everyone at this party looks half dead
and only two of your friends showed
18 years i saw you grow
held you in my arms as you puked on my shirt
now you’re a selfish prick
treating me like a stranger
probably cuz your mother is a fucking bitch
so fuck you too
and fuck this church
and fuck the school
and your whole generation
fuck the world
fuck the rules
and fuck just for fuck sakes
(hey look, i can be angsty too)
goodbye to you
i’m sitting at this party
wondering why i ever showed
eating sloppy joes and assorted cheeses
oh man, i never would’ve guessed
it’s only the same shit we have at every celebration
i try not to blame you or your sisters
you were raised with a sense of importance
told the world was yours and no one else
but that’s not how it used to be
i was told to be grateful and always show respect
no one needs to care or give a fuck about you
so fuck you too
and fuck this church
and fuck the school
and your whole generation
fuck the world
fuck the rules
and fuck just for fuck sakes
(hey look, i can be angsty too)
goodbye to you
i know you’ll never ask
you act like it’s such an inconvenience
but if you’re wondering if i had a good time
i’ll have a good time walking away
when i do i’ll think of all i did
you never had a father
so i tried to be around for you kids
take you out to the movies and arcade
you always seemed excited
that i was flipping the bill anyway
as for me i felt unwanted
just as i do now








