Psychiatrist Intern Apprentice: How’re ya feelin’, Mr. Abbey, I say, how’re ya feelin’? We got ya all hooked-up to that there Nitrous obnoxious gas, and it’s gonna… that’s a joke, I say, that’s a joke, son!
Nurse: It’s oxide, Doctor…spelled O X I D E!
Psy: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh shadup!
Atticus: “… but blue skies do I see. Blue birds singing a song. Nothing but blue skies from now on…
Psy; I say, I say, I’m gonna be poppin’ a few questions your way, so just sit tight there, son. Now, at what tender age did ya start, ahem, wrestlin’ with the rooster, if you catch my drift?
Nurse: It’s masturbating, Doctor…spelled M A S T U…
Psy: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh shadup!
Atticus: I was just a sprout and knee-high to a moankee.
Nurse: I thank he means his age of Aquarius, with a woman’s nether region.
Psy: That pea-brain ain’t gonna find a moankee in Never-Never Land, I say, that boy’s as lost as a pee in a pod.
Nurse: It’s monkey, Doctor…spelled M O N K E Y.
Psy: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh shadup!
Nurse: Ask him if he drinks, Doctor…and don’t light that cigarette…Oh, Shit, I think I just crapped me nappies.
Atticus: “I’m a little teapot, Short and stout,,,”
Nurse: Why are you giving the office skeleton, CPR, Doctor?
Atticus: I heard a fart.
Nurse: Oh, shut up!
Psy: Say now, are folks squawkin’ ’bout you ladlin’ out too much o’ that there chicken gravy?
Nurse: The doctor is referring to semen, Mr, Atticus.
Atticus: Do you mean like canoodling with navy guys?
Psy: Why would that little lady be paddlin’ a canoe way out yonder in that there desert?
Cleverly penned, Adagio. Great write. The one line about the joke made me think of Foghorn Leghorn. Nicely done. Appreciate you.
Damian
Thank you, Damian