Ride my cock you little pig
Jill gave her dog a boner
Goldilox sprinklers flower on her wet spot, ya dig?
Jack Horner is a frequent sperm donor
If you have many daughters
Don’t give them to your sons
I’ll send you two pennies
Biting and licking their hot ass buns!
The muffin man,
thumbs Mary’s bum and licks her pie
In the morning he dances around the Mulberry bush
One day he ran away with the farmer’s wife
Little boy blue,
began blowing the old man’s horn
With a knick knack, he came on Miss Polly’s back
The dolly & the doctor shook their heads
Gave Miss Polly the wrong meds
She then fell down…dead!








Cleverly penned, Keith. Amazing write my friend. Appreciate you.
Damian
Thanks Damian. I always appreciate you!
This is not exactly what I used to sing to my own children once. 🤣
The dirty part of your creative imagination is admirably diverse!
Hello Elke. Your kids would love these nursery rhymes. Appreciate the awesome feedback!
OMG Clever Clogs! I’ll never read those rhymes again without having an orgasm! Thank you (breathless). Harriet-Jacqui xx
Very refreshing to hear. Thank you HJ
This is funny. I did twist nursery rhymes years ago to. They are fun to write.
You should post them on starsrite. Thanks Fia..xo