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NEVER drive under the influence but you can do everything else...

you pulled me over (to you)
asked me for my name
told me I was being detained
didn’t tell me why
but said you could do it anyway
told me to follow you with my eyes
and to walk the line
I did everything you said
After all of your tests
You told me to blow hard
Not to stop until you said…
But you never said stop!

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      • Oh? Strip search me? You better bring backup, once I start misbehaving it will turn into a full-blown investigation. Hands everywhere, rules forgotten, and suddenly you’re the one confessing. Think you can handle the evidence? haha

      • Mmm, I did hear it reacts to heavy breathing, too… but that might’ve just been you setting it off. I’ll take full responsibility, unless you wanna frisk me for concealed intentions. Hot and wild? I haven’t even blown my limit yet. haha

        • No. It wasn’t me. I sense some foul play on my Breathalyzer and I think it was more than concealed intentions.
          TURN AROUND, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS.

          • Officer… are you accusing me of bad behavior AGAIN?
            Because if you’re trying to frisk me for concealed intentions, you’re definitely gonna find a lot… and don’t be surprised when you feel the damp heat and I am squirming. I am very sensitive damnit.

      • Aww, thank you! I’m just over here writing sweet little poems… totally innocent stuff. 🥺 I definitely didn’t mean for that opening line to feel like a breath on your neck or a hand slipping a little too low. That’d be terribly naughty of me… wouldn’t it? 🙂

      • Passionately penned… mm, always full of passion you know that.
        But now you’ve got me curious – if I’m telling steamy stories, what kind would you write… with me as your muse? 😏

        I could really use a steam room right now. All wet and so hot, as usual… haha 🔥

      • Hi dark seductive queen… seeing your name pop up just made my heart race and my thoughts get even more naughty. ❤️
        If you think this was tantalizing, maybe next time I’ll write something just for us to play with.
        I know we are both always looking for trouble aren’t we, or maybe it just finds us. 🔥😉
        But if I’m lucky, maybe you’ll let me crawl a little closer and see just how much trouble we can be.

      • Giggling at the end, huh? That’s exactly the reaction I was aiming for, so I pull you in with me. Always naughty and wanting to play in your imagination (and everywhere else too). 😈 I have to admit, there’s something deliciously satisfying about knowing my words got a grin out of you. Makes me wonder what kinds of mischief we could get up to… 🔥😉

      • Oh, so you want to play the naughty suspect, huh? 😏 Well then, pull my hands behind my back. Those cuffs clicking shut, and I bet you aren’t stopping until every inch of me is thoroughly “searched.” Better hope you don’t find my hidden intentions – or maybe you’re counting on that. 🔥🚓💋

    1. Aw, that poor innocent girl! 🙄

      Can you believe that dirty cop pulled her over and made her blow so hard ‘n long?
      No telling what that kind of injustice might lead to!

      Cute ‘n saucy as ever, Kristina … I loved it!
      Nice to see ya! ⁓ Rascal ⚥

      • Oh Rascal, you really do have a thing for scandal, don’t you? 😏
        Poor innocent me? Ha – let’s not pretend you don’t love the idea of me getting into just the right kind of trouble.
        But hey, if blowing hard and long gets me out of a ticket… maybe I should keep a little lip gloss in the glovebox, just in case. 💋
        Always a pleasure. Don’t be a stranger.

      • Glad I could turn a routine traffic stop into foreplay, Officer 😏. If you thought that little “pull-over” was hot, just imagine what I’ll do next time I conveniently “forget” my license. Think you’re ready to frisk a repeat offender? 😉

      • Hey Casket, Just enough nasty to make you want to read it twice… and enough nice to make you pretend it’s art. I am so sorry for the late reply… My life is total chaos. So what’s up with you?

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