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" Now tell us in your own words, do you have your own words? Hey, I'm using the one's everyone else has been using." - George Carlin

Step on up, my friend.
You too, can live in a digital hell!
Your body will decay and your brain will rot,
order now and download the latest virus.

First time customer?
Sign up free for a month!
We’ll fuck with your head,
then continue to charge your card

Let the buyer beware.
Of totally random hidden fees.
We’ll get you hooked on endless misery,
and jonesing for empty promises.

Bad credit score, got you down?
No worries friend, we got you covered.
It’s our modus operandi to take advantage,
of your trust and leave you jaded.

We appreciate your business!
Also, we have shared all your information.
Other vultures have been alerted,
and are circling as we fucking speak!

 

Copyright Damian DeadLove 2025

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    6 COMMENTS

    1. We appreciate your business….. straight out of Harvard Business College.
      I’m having a battle with my current health insurance provider about a substantial refund they won’t return but hey
      They appreciate my business.

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