Just hear those lay bells jingling
Ring-ting-tingling too
Come on, it’s lovely weather
For a lay together with you
Outside the hoes are callin
they’ll be no blue ballin, “Yoo hoo”
Come on, it’s lovely weather
For a lay ride together with you
Get it up, get it up, get it up
Let’s go, let’s look at the show
We’re riding in a wasted land of snow
Got it up, got it up, got it up
It’s grand, hold it in your hand
We’re riding along with a song
Of a wintery wasted land
Her cheeks are nice and rosy
when she’s givin blows to me
We’re getting fucked up together
Like your mom in leather will be
Let liquor flow before us
Come on and pour us a brew
You know, it’s lovely weather
For a lay ride together with you
Got it up, got it up, got it up
It’s grand, hold it in your hand
We’re riding along with a song
Of a winter wasted land
Just hear those lay bells jingling
Ring-ting-tingling tee
Come on, it’s lovely weather
To get stuffed like a turkey by me
Cleverly penned, Keith. Only the Dr. Seuss of horror could take this Christmas classic and flip it on its head. lol. Appreciate you.
Damian
Thank you my friend.
I was laughing so hard at this. Really good rendition Keith;))
Appreciate that Fia. Hope you had a great holiday my friend..xo
Oh what fun it is to ride!!! 😂😂😂
This is so funny and creative! Thank you very much for this wonderful Christmas gift, dear Keith!
Thank you Elke. Hope you had a great holiday my friend.xo
A scorched-earth parody that weaponizes familiarity. The humor comes less from punchlines and more from how far it’s willing to push desecration of a cultural comfort song. Not subtle, but very intentional.
Thanks Thomas.