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Swabby Sam, the Sailor Man

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Summary:
a humorous sea tale

Awright, Pollywogs and wee tiny crabs

Gather all around and hear me gab

I’m spinnin’ a yarn that’s salty and true

Get yer hands from ye pockets and quit playin’ pool

Now, Swabby Sam, he liked his rum

And got real sloshed while choppin’ chum

The ship took a roll, he slipped on a fin

The next thing ye know, he’s hafin’ to swim

Ol’ Dave Jones thought Sam was a bore

And told a big wave to wash him ashore

Early next mornin’ when the tide went out

Thar laid Sam with sand up his snout

Mermaid Meg saw him lyin’ there

And tickled his chest with her long wet hair

Sam got horny and wanted some tail

But her sweet blow hole was covered in scales

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