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    © 1990OmniumgatherumBy FlatDaddyI've got this friend who says she wouldn'tsit up here with her action verbs all hangin' outfor the world to see no more than she wouldpull her pants down on "60 Minutes."But that's what we do here.Here...

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    • This is one hell of an introduction here. Wow. Love the way you framed this to make it sound as if the words are the ones being exposed. I guess they are. Welcome to Stars Rite.

      • Thanks you SO MUCH, Fia. I just made the audio today and I plan to “fiddle with it” to enhance it. I’ve tried some things I think will work well. Stay tuned.

    • Aw, shukums, m’am, it’s’ just some little thing that slipped outa my head one day; I am very glad you like it, Val.

    • No wham bam, thank you ma’am here, just an orgasmic, naked noun mind fuck!!! And I gave up smoking, Damn!! I can see those pages ‘burn’ as I listened! SLAM!! And then the mic….BAM!!

      Hello, my name is redzone (Curt), that was slick and quite a tome. But I have to admit, I picked up the sonnet and walked her home, since she had lost her ‘bonnet’.

      FlatDaddy, one hellova intro, Go FD GO!!!

      • Curt, you got me laughing now, and by damn, you strap that bonnet right back on that sonnet — and you sing her safely to sleep. To sleep, perhaps to dream of one day being a star. But perhaps being a sonnet is enough. I know a certain dead Englishman who would agree. My backyard is not for everyone, Curt, but you are always welcome to climb over my fence and give it a try. And, if you prefer, you can continue to lead the cheer. As long as you stay my friend here, and send silly messages to me from time to time.

    • LOL That’s some interesting introduction! I’m more of a Pushkin poetry lover, however, I can appreciate bold and funny things like this wonderful piece of art! 😀

      Al

      • Ah! Yes, thank you! Finally, someone called it a “Piece of Art”! I have made it, mother! I am an ‘Artiste”! At last, at last!. Now, if I can only find and kill a large white fish, my life will be complete! Thank you, Al.

    • Well, Syr Poet,

      What’s a simple bard to offer concerning such radically original, epic, artistic mastery … the sort of performance no legitimately died-in-the-wool, pornographically-infused throng would dare refuse a ticket to?

      “Twould seem your creative imagination knows no limits, nor has a throttle or brake pedal … an outstandingly amazing, original work, to say the least.

      “GOBSMACKED” is the best metaphor I can summon to express the state-of-mind you’ve left mine in.
      KUDOS!!! ⁓ Richard🖌

      • Is that all you have to say?
        Wow, Richard I have no plus’s, I am all plused out! I’m a little afraid to have you read more. BTW, That is me reading this piece, as is the case on many others. just click it at the bottom, up there ⬆️ I am thrilled, Richard. I don’t know if I should let you read more of my work, though. I mean, where do we go from here? Anything else would be a disappointment.Thank you. And I do hope you got my friend request.

        Now I have to leave for a short while. My wife is calling for me to spend some time with her on the porch.

        • Never keep a good woman waiting, Syr … especially, if she’s your “wife”!

          I always intend for my reviews and critiques to be gracious, inclusive, and encouraging … I don’t believe in pats-on-the-head reviews.
          Receptively received your “friend request,” and was most happy to oblige … thank you ever-so much for that honor, dear poet. 👍

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    Await the coming storm I will, Amid its bearing swells, I stand stoically still. I look up into the clouded heavens for prayer, little did I know there was evil in the air. Once more, staring into that gray, I shall never see the...

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