I've known 1,000 crooks        read 10,000 books        still like my whiskey with sour        took 500 aims        at my 5,000,000 blames        as I sit all...

Drunk skunk, wish you weren't the oneBite my woman's sugarplumThis worthless piggy never made it homeImpulsive, compulsiveHope you know your so repulsivePommel you like the dog you areOh honey I can kill you if I wantKill you with my...

Rats chewed the hands, lips and nose off a four month old baby in a fleabag apartment building across the street from me. The mother was on PCP. She had her head in the oven trying to kill herself....

Long long ago before I became a SCATTERBRAIN watching EVIL DEAD movies repeatedly, I was ACCUSED of VIOLENCE on HALLOWS EVE. The DIRTY ROTTEN IMBECILES (D.R.I.) who always needed an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT lived near the WATCHTOWER. They agreed with...