Fuck it! I've always been fascinated by all these movies about space travel. Especially the ones that show huge spaceships packed with all kinds of designer gadgets for comfort and beauty. Do all these screenwriters know that even now...

"Once upon a midnight dreary," I whispered to the corpse of my Lenovo, the words slipping from my lips in a cadence not my own—a voice borrowed from a long-dead bard, thick with the weight of centuries and bourbon....