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Well, don’t believe that cookie; it’s just a crumby memory now, some half-baked idea that couldn’t take the heat.
Okay, I’ll stop now; besides, I haven’t been awake long enough to think of more witticisms. That’s just how it crumbles. Ooo, ouch. okay, bye.
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Read More© 1990OmniumgatherumBy FlatDaddyI've got this friend who says she wouldn'tsit up here with her action verbs all hangin' outfor the world to see no more than she wouldpull her pants down on "60 Minutes."But that's what we do here.Here...
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This is one hell of an introduction here. Wow. Love the way you framed this to make it sound as if the words are the ones being exposed. I guess they are. Welcome to Stars Rite.
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Thanks you SO MUCH, Fia. I just made the audio today and I plan to “fiddle with it” to enhance it. I’ve tried some things I think will work well. Stay tuned.
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Aw, shukums, m’am, it’s’ just some little thing that slipped outa my head one day; I am very glad you like it, Val.
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No wham bam, thank you ma’am here, just an orgasmic, naked noun mind fuck!!! And I gave up smoking, Damn!! I can see those pages ‘burn’ as I listened! SLAM!! And then the mic….BAM!!
Hello, my name is redzone (Curt), that was slick and quite a tome. But I have to admit, I picked up the sonnet and walked her home, since she had lost her ‘bonnet’.
FlatDaddy, one hellova intro, Go FD GO!!!
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Curt, you got me laughing now, and by damn, you strap that bonnet right back on that sonnet — and you sing her safely to sleep. To sleep, perhaps to dream of one day being a star. But perhaps being a sonnet is enough. I know a certain dead Englishman who would agree. My backyard is not for everyone, Curt, but you are always welcome to climb over my fence and give it a try. And, if you prefer, you can continue to lead the cheer. As long as you stay my friend here, and send silly messages to me from time to time.
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LOL That’s some interesting introduction! I’m more of a Pushkin poetry lover, however, I can appreciate bold and funny things like this wonderful piece of art! 😀
Al
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Ah! Yes, thank you! Finally, someone called it a “Piece of Art”! I have made it, mother! I am an ‘Artiste”! At last, at last!. Now, if I can only find and kill a large white fish, my life will be complete! Thank you, Al.
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Read MoreI was discouraged at therapy that my face was hideousNo one knew a sinner unless they looked at their fatherThe mother of your sons biological abortionLike a pistonLike a slug waiting to eat saltDisintegration of the molten force underneath...
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Powerfully penned, Keith. This is classic you my friend. The Dr. Seuss of horror. I’ve missed you brother. Appreciate you.
Damian
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Miss you too Damian. Appreciate the feedback!
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This poem is raw and fearless. The line about the father hit especially hard – it carries so much weight and truth. The imagery throughout is visceral and powerful, like a scream turned into poetry.
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Thanks for the awesome feedback!
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Read MoreThis morning I just looked out my windowAccross the streetI saw my neigbor place a gun to his dog's headHe blew the dog's brains out all over the placeHe walked calmly back into the houseA few moments laterHe dragged...
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Now it makes me think who needed to be trained the child and dog or the parents not watching them at all????
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Getting rid of annoyances around my neighborhood would make me quite happy. Thanks Fia
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Powerfully penned, Keith. What kinda neighborhood you living in? lol. Great write my friend. Appreciate you.
Damian
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I live in Mr.Robinson’s neighborhood. That’s a deep cut from early SNL. Thanks Damian.
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I love the unexpected! This was fantastic!
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Thanks Paula! You rock!
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I had one job for which I had to wear a suit. I had that job for five days and got fired.
Now, I wear t=shirts and shorts and teach English in comfortable garb. The students are comfortable with me and the President of the college is just fine with it.
It is how we do our job that counts…appearances are just surface perceptions.
I like green too, but will take less of it to be comfortable.
I just got a fortune two days ago in my fortune cookie. It said “you will soon get a promotion at your job”—
pretty funny since I am still teaching but am retired.
I guess the promotion might be to my next life?
sorry…this poem got me going.
j.