1-800 Help Lines

Alcohol Abuse (1-800 662-4357)

            “Cognac, vodka and patron

And when I finish those drinks I have more at home,

            “This is an everyday ritual before and after work 

As well as a little taste when I get out of church,

Domestic (1-800 799-7233)

            “In public an individual may have control

But at home a foot is being put knee deep in an asshole,

            “Furniture is being moved without a moving man

Because the motherfucka don’t give a damn,

Gambling (1-800-522-4700)

            “Thinking to yourself ‘I’m gonna hit it big this time’

Car note and rent your stupid ass put it all on the line,

            “With God in your heart you think everything is fine

Until the Dallas Cowboys lose again, now you’re crying, 

Mental Health (1-866 903-3787)

            “Do I have a problem or is it they?

If it’s me what will people say?

            “A fake persona I will display to make things seem right

So my weird habits I’ll keep to myself and out of sight,

Natural Disaster (1-800-621-3362)

            “Hurricane, tornado, earthquake-it’s gone

Now there is only an empty lot where there use to be a home,

            “Paid your insurance for over ten years faithfully

Now they are treating you like it isn’t an emergency,

Pregnancy (1-800-366-7773) 

            “Her thought ‘it feels good when he cums inside of me’

I guess that’s why she let him raw dog constantly,

            “Later she is scared and don’t know what to do

When the pregnancy test shows a line that is blue,

Suicide (1-800 273-8255)

            “Talk to somebody before your brains take a shit

Or across your wrist you make a slit,

            “Or your stupid ass realize that you cannot fly

Please get some help, because there is no coming back when you die”.

            “Even though some of these scenarios are harsh the numbers are real for anybody who needs help. In this crazy unpredictable world where common sense is rarely utilized we all need a caring and understanding hand.