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Me and my one-eyed cat, Cy. Our morning ritual. Repeated several times a day. (sigh) pic by me.

Creepy Old Cat

By FlatDaddy

Morning comes creeping
on fat old cat’s feet
to roust me from bed,
let creepy cat eat.

She leaps on the bed
then springs to my chest
and digs in her claws,
thus ending my rest.

Screaming and swatting,
I curse her and plead,
“Please! I’ll give you food
“when I fill my need!”

Creepy old kitty
knows I speak the truth,
We’ve played this old game
since she was a youth.

Sighing and yawning
she waits by her dish
As I start the pot
That fulfills my wish.

Smelling pure heaven
at last in the air
I fill up the bowl
with creepy cat’s fare.

I don’t exist now
while she settles in
She gobbles it down
And licks her own chin.

Preening and licking
her paws for missed bits,
Kitty now lounges
Near where my cup sits.

She knows the liquid
That sits near my hand
Keeps me and kitty
Best friends in the land!

She has her kibble
and that makes her purr,
And I have my coffee,
And that makes me GRRR 
RREAT!!

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    • Well, thank you, Styx. I didn’t even know you had been here; I received no notification. I wonder if that’s happened with any of my other pieces. Guess I’d better check. Glad you liked it!

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