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There’s a sale at the sandwich shop
Stacks and slabs of bacon slop
She tastes like porky-work and slicks of grease
I’ll mash her in my mac n’ cheese
She like’s em crunchy – she likes ’em dark
Just like my cold, no remorse filled heart
Come on down! She’ll show you how
She loves the taste of a pig & a cow

She’s a bacon humper
First you feed her then you pump her!!

Two bucks a slab – three bucks a pop
Many years I’ve eaten grandma’s dinner slop….No More!

Thick! Greasy! Shove it in!
Bacon humping makes me grin!
In my eggs! In my sandwich!
In your ass! Like a manwich!
Pork rind! Pork grind! Ham slam!
Pack your bags and move out spam!
I dropped my cheese on the meat man’s floor!
Got your fill? Cause’ I want more!

I hump my bacon on her rack!
I’ll even hit hard from the back!
You can watch from the grocer’s aisle!
So you can jerk off off for a while!

Bacon humper!
She’ll love you forever
you won’t want to dump her

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