There’s a sale at the sandwich shop
Stacks and slabs of bacon slop
She tastes like porky-work and slicks of grease
I’ll mash her in my mac n’ cheese
She like’s em crunchy – she likes ’em dark
Just like my cold, no remorse filled heart
Come on down! She’ll show you how
She loves the taste of a pig & a cow
She’s a bacon humper
First you feed her then you pump her!!
Two bucks a slab – three bucks a pop
Many years I’ve eaten grandma’s dinner slop….No More!
Thick! Greasy! Shove it in!
Bacon humping makes me grin!
In my eggs! In my sandwich!
In your ass! Like a manwich!
Pork rind! Pork grind! Ham slam!
Pack your bags and move out spam!
I dropped my cheese on the meat man’s floor!
Got your fill? Cause’ I want more!
I hump my bacon on her rack!
I’ll even hit hard from the back!
You can watch from the grocer’s aisle!
So you can jerk off off for a while!
Bacon humper!
She’ll love you forever
you won’t want to dump her








I am thoroughly tickled… mostly because, I’m a girl who loves her bacon! Lol one of my guilty pleasures. Great poem with just the right amount of humor. Love it. xx
Thank you my friend. I too love bacon. One of tastiest foods out there. xox
Cleverly penned, Keith. This amazing write is classic you, my friend. Appreciate you.
Damian
Cool. Glad you enjoyed this piece Damian. Thanks!!