I hate sexting.
We used to love sexting.
I thought I’d give it another try.
I sent her a text that goes like this:
“My back is hurting me, I need a massage.
Do we still have some massage oil?
Or shall I buy some on my way home?”
Could I have been more subtle than that?
Of course she wasn’t that naive.
She knew what I really wanted.
So this is what I got back:
“You should see a physiotherapist
I made you an appointment with Mark
You can see him on your way home.”
Could she have been more subtle than that?
I hate sexting.








Omg. Next step oil poured into hand. Saying “warming up the oil”
Happy New Year, Sam! Well, you got your just desserts from her, mister! Have a lovely, loving, sucksexful 2026! Harriet-Jacqui xx
It’s even worse when you get no response even though you know they’ve read it.
Like this very much ….perhaps because I’ve tried the same sexting caper many times myself.
What would you do if she tried something similar on you….lol
Mark and I sext all the time when we are at work! Sometimes it’s not always a good thing when your boss walks
In and asks for an update about a certain meeting I completely forgot about because I was distracted! Hahaha
Yes, true story!
Thanks for the reminder to keep things interesting.
And if this was a true text, I think her response was a subtle reminder to make you work for it.
I’d have kept the thread going!