MUD WRESTLING
A $10 rave had a wet t-shirt contest
and topless mudpit wrestling. $50
and $100 prizes. Massive triple-D
boobs easily won for wet t-shirt.
Only four entered for mud play.
I had a one in four chance. Rules
were that you couldn’t break bones
or skin or blind a bimbo – that’s what
they were calling us. I won the first
round easily by grabbing crotch.
There was no rule on that one. I
had a few minutes rest as the other
two girls battled it out. Their round
was 5 minutes and judges declared
the winner…a feisty growling bitch.
The final round had this girl barking,
growling. I wanted that $100. I yanked
down my shorts and peed. The crowd cheered my craziness. But I just needed
to relieve myself. It worked in my favor.
The girl dove at me and I dodged.
Her face hit muddy piss. She ran off
leaving me to collect my winnings.
I also got seven phone numbers from
four dudes and three sexy chicks.
All wanted me to pee on them!
Winners are grinners…..even fictional ones.
😂