Silent Egg
The band is playing loud
obnoxious country music.
I’m masturbating!
It’s amazing how different
you view people in public
when using a silent sex egg.
There is just a tiny hint of noise…
but it’s more than covered by
the music and the conversation.
I smile a bit too much…
…and don’t carry a conversation.
My face is glowing!!!
Friends think it’s the alcohol.
I see a guy in tight jeans –
I try not to drool all over myself!
A curvy chick with no bra
with boobs swinging side to side
is making me cream!
It’s like a constant flow
of mini orgasms – I have to
watch my breathing!
One adjustment higher and
I’d moan, buck and spurt!
I will have to pee soon!
I sip my beer and imagine…
everyone naked…
and touching me!








I can imagine doing that but it would be hard to hide a smile. This is a cool write.
You can even buy a vibe that is app controlled – so while you look like you are playing on your phone- you are playing with yourself!
Sounds like a decent way to enjoy Cuntry Music….one letter makes a lot of difference.
Gotta have the “O”!
Who doesn’t?