Donald Trump

Look, folks, nobody knows hyperbole better than me—believe me. People are always telling me, “Sir, you’re the greatest ever. In history. Maybe ever.” And it’s true! I know words, I have the best words. Some people might even say I’m a “very stable genius,” and honestly, who am I to argue? They said, “It can’t be done, Donald,” but I said, “Wrong!” because for me, nothing is impossible—“Make America Great Again”? Been there, done that, made the hat!They told me, “The wall’s impossible.” I said, “Build the wall!” And it was the biggest, the most beautiful wall—nobody builds walls better than me, folks. Crooked politicians said, “You can’t fix Washington.” I said, “You’re fired!” Remember that one? Everyone loved that show; some say it was the highest-rated show in TV history—tremendous ratings.When I make a deal, it’s “the art of the deal”—read the book, folks, it’s number one everywhere! The economy? Never better. Unemployment? Historic lows—they couldn’t believe it. I looked at the numbers, folks, and I said, “This is huge!” The fake news said, “It’s not possible.” I said, “You are fake news!” They don’t like it, but it’s true.Look at my rallies—biggest crowds, period. The energy is electric. People say, “We’ve never seen anything like it.” I say, “That’s right. You haven’t.” Some people whisper, “Sir, you might be the chosen one.” Well, I don’t know, but a lot of people are saying it! China respected us—everyone respected us. I brought back Christmas, folks! Remember when you couldn’t even say ‘Merry Christmas’? Now you can, loud and proud.So, in conclusion: nobody has accomplished more, nobody has been tougher, nobody has made America prouder. Our movement—like I always say—it’s not about me, it’s about WE. But let’s be honest… it’s mostly about ME. Believe me!