My wife began singing yesterday morning
within one hour, all of our livestock perished
she’s tone deaf and damn proud of it
within the hour a cow, a pig & horse from out of nowhere came to our front door
there were all standing on their hind legs
the cow had a crowbar
the horse had a sickle
the pig had a gun
they confronted me and asked to see my wife
i said there she is
she was still singing
they placed earplugs into their ears
then headphones over their ears
they confronted her and began slicing her to bits
the pig just stood there with the gun
pigs with guns freak me out
within minutes she looked like tonight’s dinner
i thought it was amusing,
she was still trying to sing while being sliced & diced
oh, and she did die
the three animals apologized to me
they said they don’t like anyone singing that can’t sing
i agreed with them
gave me their business card,
and they walked away
i then woke up
such a weird dream,
on my nightstand their was the business card they gave me
maybe I’ll give them a call
Brought me a smile. I somehow remembered Animal Farm. This one is morbid and funny. They did you a favor. Hahaha
Plz can you send me their phone number. My neighbour is tearing my eardrums.
I’m totally calling the number on the card.
Damn neighbors! I’ll get you that number M.E..Thanks buddy for the feedback.
Cleverly penned, Keith. Sounds like this could have been an old school cartoon my friend. With more gore and violence of course. Appreciate you.
Damian
I love old cartoons from the 30’s. Something really haunting and dark about those shorts. Thanks Damian for the kindness.