Here comes the little man
He’s really fucking short
Bitter from an early age
Wasn’t born a midget or even a dwarf
Never liked having to look up
Every time he needed to speak
They assumed he was an overgrown kid
He’s about the height of someone’s ass cheeks
Angry little man takes revenge
On the world that wronged him
Doesn’t like the short jokes
Wished often for longer limbs
One day while working at his menial job
He snapped and kidnaps the secretary
A fairly attractive woman
Ties her up, gags her, oh and her name was Sherry
She began to laugh as he struggled to pick her up
That’s when he began beating her with his platform shoe
Repeated blows to the head
Blood was everywhere, he knew he needed to skidoo
Could barely see over the dashboard
As he proceeded to run over people on the street
Cops capture & arrest him
Claims it was an accident, he was lying through his teeth
Now he’s going to jail
The inmates will have a field day with this short, little-stack
Extreme little big man syndrome
This could have all been avoided, seeking help, getting his life back on track
Aww that’s a sad tale. He should have seeked help
Seeking help wasn’t in his vocabulary. He was a nut job. Thanks Fia.
Powerfully penned, Keith. Excellent write my friend. Sounds like a Napoleon Complex to me. Appreciate you.
Damian
Yes it does. He needed to be locked up. Thanks my friend.
Napoleons are a fucking nitemare, especially when one is rather lanky. They start arguments in an empty room and are never, ever wrong. Kid you not. An angry little man once attempted to headbutt me and my stomach felt the full force of his forehead.
They sure can be a nightmare. WOW that sucks. Did you kick him in the nads?
This is a meaningful and powerful writing, dear Keith! You are creating attention for those people who are a little different from others and are therefore often mocked. Nobody is without any flaws. All of us should be more tolerant and supportive, and most important of all, focus on inner wealth instead of appearance. Of course, being mocked isn’t an apology but maybe the violence could have been prevented.
Thanks Elke. I appreciate the comments..always.