Retired!
Grass to mow! Itβs too hot!
I donβt know what I thought
When I promised to finish the lawn!
Out of gas! Gottaβ go
Drag my ass, take some dough
Fill this can, so that I can keep onβ¦
I am done! Summerβs heat
From the sun has me beat
Putrid stench from some dead little rat
In the bed, by the walk
Under dead flower stalks
Whatβs the use of my owning a cat?
Pick it up, choke and wretch
Must clean up, Sheβll kvetch!
My old hag doesnβt care that Iβm tired
Then sheβll bitch, and sheβll moan
That old witch doesnβt know
Just how much I hate being retired!
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I love this! Your tanline is awesome π
The joys of mowing a lawn….nice work.
πindeed π