Husband : There’s only us two home for dinner tonight.Thought you could eat me for entree,I’ll eat you for mains and for dessert…I’ll leave that up to you.
Wife: Sorry , I’m on a diet so will have to skip entree and dessert.I’m ok for mains if you’re happy with that.
Husband: I’m more than happy with that.The entree I can manage myself and for dessert….I’ll have that in the morning.
Wife: Think I’m getting a headache.
Husband: I anticipated that and will have some headache pills and a glass of water close by.
Wife: Looks like you’ve thought of everything. I’m screwed.
Husband: Yes you will be.
Wife: ok ok…I’ll drop the diet just this once.








This is so funny. There is no escape. lol
Cleverly penned, Peter. A very witty write my friend. Appreciate you.
Damian
Wow! You can never be too prepared, can you? The truth is, sex is really good for headaches.
I love the discourse here.
I’ve got a headache now…
Put on the Marvin Gay. I’ll be right over