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she railed and railed 
incessantly ’bout sumthin i did the other day
bitchin about this that n the third

it was blah blah blah

mixed with a bunch of epithets

fuck you muthafucka
…blah blah blah
arrogant piece of shit
…blah blah blah
self centered bastard
…blah blah blah
 
and a blah blah blah…
 
to which i calmly replied:
‘hey babe, if you want your pussy ate
all you had to do was just say so’
 
‘you’re such a fuckin jerk!!!’ 
she retorted
…..
…..
…..
 
then she hiked up her skirt
 
author’s note:
women like jerks
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