the biggest room you’ve ever seen-huge

well he struts down the hallway
like a vegas chandelier
gold shoes squeakin ego
sayin power enters here

says welcome to my ballroom
says it twice then once again
keeps spreadin out his arms
like size alone makes men

he says it’s absolutely massive
says leaders gotta swing
mistakes volume for authority
and crowns his ego king

got mirrors on the ceilin
so he never stands alone
every wall reflects the lies
that put him on the throne

it’s the biggest room you’ve ever seen
tremendous by design
built to let one fragile measurement
dress itself as spine

crystal lights and acres wide
engineered to make a call
if hangin low was leadership
he’d lead the charge with balls

he brags bout the carpet
how it cost a nation’s debt
says the gold is very real gold
shrugs it off without regret

floor gleams loud beneath his feet
polished just to shine
every inch pretends at strength
while crossin every line

says presidents need presence
says you gotta feel the weight
confusin mass and gravity
for courage guts and fate

there was another man like this
who loved his halls and stone
built rooms so fuckin massive
to swear the world was his own

history remembers size
as theater for the weak
ballrooms don’t make a ruler
just a dancin freak


its the biggest room you’ve ever seen
but that trick’s old as hell
build it big. stand in the middle
hope the silence doesn’t tell

room goes quiet. mirror claps
he swears he’s got it all
dancin for his own reflection
tryin to feel ten feet tall

world won’t move when he demands
history will barely recall
funny thing bout real power
it doesn’t care bout the size of your balls