Inspired by: Tom MacDonald, MadChild Ft. Nova Rockafeller – Going to Hell
https://youtu.be/_hyQofXdozs?si=PsuPtc-6aYQR0uL-
I show up at the gates of heaven
the angels say come in
but this isn’t at all what I imagined
a bunch of nerds playing scrabble
I try to get some ass
but the bitches only want missionary
I start sparking up a joint
and God just shakes his head
what? it’s all natural isn’t it?
about going mad trying to find something fun
asking around “what’s there to do?”
all they say is pray
like, what the fuck, what!?
we’re already here aren’t we?
finally they kick me out
guess I stuck it in the wrong hole
it’s cool
because the devil greets me in a red suit
the whole place looks like a raging Las Vegas
everyone was gambling and fucking
driving fast and smoking crack
but only side effect is feeling good
met up with all my passed homies
Dave died in a car crash
said he’s never felt better
Ashley OD’d and left behind a kid
said her girl will fly high with the angels
but she will party down with the devil
and Mac shot himself in the head
said sin isn’t for everybody
but for us it’s a must
damn, doesn’t seem so bad